i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice
- me watching Barça matches: it hurts
- me not watching Barça matches: it hurts
"but then you looked at me with your blue eyes, and my agnosticism turned into dust" ♫
"but then you came and I saw you smiling just like an angel so beautifully strange" ♫
Because we had a ridiculously massive argument last night, I didn’t get any.
So I ended up having an intimate dream about Pique instead… Fucking weird. I would never.
And Shakira? I would never do that to her. No no no. Feeling guilty for my sexually frustrated dream. Urgh.
My kids will love football because they will have no choice.
No, you can’t watch Peppa Pig sweetie, the top 100 best goals of the Champions League is on, how fun is THAT huh?
me too girl me too