Oh Lord, I have sinned.

There’s a blond guy on the telly that I actually find hot.

I AM SCARED. I AM VERY SCARED.

My name is Verity and I only like older dark haired, thick browed foreign men with nice stubbly beards. I like rugged, manly men.

Not blond men who are babyfaced and look about 18 nonononono.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!?!