Just stood on bubble wrap and nearly shit myself.

I have never jumped like that in my life!

My heart is still pounding. Omg.

There’s a blond guy on the telly that I actually find hot.

I AM SCARED. I AM VERY SCARED.

My name is Verity and I only like older dark haired, thick browed foreign men with nice stubbly beards. I like rugged, manly men.

Not blond men who are babyfaced and look about 18 nonononono.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!?!